How to Remember Car Jump Start Procedure

If you answered "intense psychodrama", to the title question, then you win the washer and dryer. The ditz is me for leaving my car lights on when taking my daughter downtown.

It was dreary at 3 pm, but neither dark enough for my automatic lights to come on nor for me to see after turning them on that they were still on when I shut car off. And of course in this series of unfortunate events, I chose to stay at the museum for the Christmas party instead of just dropping off. So the battery died and I had sixty fits remembering what order to do the steps. Here's how I remember. What Do You Get When You Cross a Ditzy Dyslexic, Full Moon and Dead Battery?